I’ve been called a genius, and sometimes I’d have to agree. My latest brainwave will solve major problems in two (count ’em – two) countries: Puerto Rico and India.
My idea is to send Puerto Rican animal control officers (who seem to be a little bit over the top) to New Delhi where it seems no one is willing or able to take care of an overabundance of monkeys. Guess what, these guys will do it!
Read the following articles, and I’ll wait here for my upcoming ambassador nominations.