A good bumper sticker is always a bright spot in the day. I’ve never found one I’d actually put on my car, but these ones definitely gave me a chuckle:
My mom was a moonshiner: I love her still
Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks you’re a jerk
Jesus loves you! But I’m his favourite
Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list.
What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?
Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered.
My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head are telling me to stay home and clean my guns.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.
I’m Canadian. It’s like being American, but without the gun.