Kim Jong-Ill?

According to a Japanese professor, Kim Jong-Il, North Korea’s at-times lunatic dictator, has been dead since 2003 and has been replaced by an imposter.

Apparently Kim had groomed 3 or 4 different lookalikes to stand in for him during a number of occasions, and when he died of diabetes in 2003, one of them just took over permanently.

Although an outlandish claim, it would maybe explain why North Korea has been off the radar in terms of world terrorism/nuclear capability lately.

Let me add a little fuel to the diplomacy fire: the United States, fighting a war on terror in Afghanistan and Iraq, had Jong-Il assassinated to prevent a third. North Korea, not wanting to admit, or maybe because they themselves were free of the tyranny of the little wacko, didn’t let the international community know.

Of course, this could all be hooey. But stay tuned for my top ten conspiracy theories: coming soon!

~ by aggrodude on September 7, 2008.